dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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