so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
