On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
We don't watch enough power rangers
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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