i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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