Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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