you guys were way drunker than both of me
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Randomize
