you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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