He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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