How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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