Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
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They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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