I hate your face
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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