so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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