Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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