it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Sponge bath it is.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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