I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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