hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Someone signed my nipple.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
