what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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