Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Sorry about my life...
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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