You can't motorboat a personality
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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