Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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