You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Randomize
