the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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