I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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