it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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