Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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