I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
So vagazzling was a success
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
