ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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