what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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