just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
