i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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