week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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