Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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