well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Woke up backwards on a recliner
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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