This is not my ceiling
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Randomize
