ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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