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Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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