I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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