He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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