no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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