We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
