My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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