Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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