And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
There's always time for handjobs
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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