People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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