ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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