Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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