Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
i think i just lost a toe
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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