She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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