have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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