Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
And the cops told us we were all naked.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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