He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Randomize
