So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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