I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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