Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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