The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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