I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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