STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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