i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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